Life lessons...

Okay, so here are the life lessons that i have learned in the last twenty four hours.

1.) If you yell at the people in your house while you are at work.. when you get home you will NOT have dinner waiting for you.

2.) When you are at your most lonely point, that phone will just not ring.

3.) Crying doesn't always make you feel better.

4.) There are only so many times you can hear about something you could give a shit less about, before you are able to tune it out completely. (But beware the long stare.. they will notice.)

5.) Working harder and faster just insures that the idiot working next to you will slow down and let you take up the slack.

6.) Tae-Bo will kick your ass if you smoke two packs a day.

7.) Sometimes it is hard to know if you are being complimented or insulted. (I was asked today how old I am... I answered...the response? Wow, You don't look that old... Compliment? Insult? Can't decide...)

8.) Even when very hungry, tasting that potato salad that is a week past it's expiration date is NOT a good idea.

9.) Mice like wheat flour.

10.) It takes only four and a half minutes to defrost a small package of boneless pork chops on the express defrost setting of my microwave.

11.) If you simply must go to the restroom after cooking your pork chop, do NOT leave your plate sitting on the coffee table. Cats like pork chops.

12.) Cooking a second pork chop takes approximately five minutes longer than the first one did.

13.) Watch the weather channel BEFORE making plans for the weekend.

14.) When the weather man tells you to make sure you are prepared...be prepared.

15.) Once it gets below 30 degrees. It all feels the same, so it doesn't matter how much colder it actually gets.

16.) Losing weight means less insulation.

17.) A real lady never spits unless brushing her teeth.

18.) I learned what Bukakke means, but I am not telling.

19.) If someone really wants to communicate with you, language is no barrier.

20.) If you put out kindness, you usually are met with indifference.

21.) Four o'clock in the morning is either too damned early, or too damned late for me to be blogging. (I am not sure if I am making sense anyway. Oh well.)

That's all, Goodnight.